Monday, February 24, 2014

No.3: How To Connect To Zheda Uni Wifi

1. Pay 60RMB at dorm reception to get your login.

2. Wait one week.

3. Get your login and password from reception.

4. Turn on device.

5.  Connect to uni Wifi network: ZJUWLAN
Or stress a little since your device isn't connecting, you can't seem to get the login page to automatically open and you can't get onto google because you have no internet. Maybe go into your emergency food drawer and grab a handful of chocolate to help you destress. Restart, and restart again. Feel sick from eating too many strawberry wafers and more chocolate pieces than you can count on one hand. Suddenly Internet Explorer will load the login page http://net.zju.edu.cn/ and you choke a little on those wafer crumbs and frantically try to type in your login with your half frozen fingers before the page disappears. Connect. Test google with 'chicken'. The chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the Red Junglefowl. Cry some tears of pain and joy after a gruelling two hour ordeal. Connect your second internet device. Be blocked by the website and see alarming chinese symbols next to a ! sign. Painfully figure out that it means you can only log on to wifi one device at a time. Curse apple for making iPad 2's without the wifi hotspot function. Learn how to create a shared network on your laptop here.

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