Saturday, April 12, 2014

No. 9: Wuxi in 5.


1. Baby butt cracks are a phenomenon.


When you see it.

This was the first time I had ever seen it, but apparently it's every in China and has been happening for decades.
Babies walk around with splits in their pants, which allow their diaper to spill out, or better yet, sometimes you just get a clear view of their bum.

Apparently the reason for this is because it's easier for toddler's to go to the bathroom.

And when I say 'go to the bathroom' usually that means they do it on the side of the street.

The best example I saw was of a woman allowing her child to do a poo on the side of the street, but after a while she decided it was better for him to do it in the rubbish bin so she held her child bum out over the bin. I think since the child was taking too long, she eventually took a food container out of the bin and put it on the floor and just held her baby bum facing the container.

We had to leave before I found out the end of that story.




2. It's hot in the morning and then it drops 10°C at night.

The temperature change is immediate. You'll be sweaty hot in the morning, and once the sun sets you'll be freezing.



3. Children can be vicious. 



I was sitting next to this man making candy art in the Ancient town, when suddenly this young 5 year old girl and her mother came up to the stall.

Mum: "How much is it for one?"
Man (looking down, making art): "10 kuai."

Girl (shouting): 5 kuai, Mai bu Mai! 
(translates to sell or don't sell? but tone more suited to 'take it or leave it!')
Man doesn't respond. Mum stands back and says nothing.
Girl (shouting louder): 5 kuai, Mai bu Mai!!
Man still doesn't respond.
Man (refusing to make eye contact with girl): "bu mai."
Girl(angry): It's not worth it! 5 kuai!
Mum finally intervenes and tells her child to stop, then hands the man 10 kuai.

There are a lot of kids here with really bad attitudes, and even though I know that happens in every country, somehow it seems more prevalent here in public.


4. Bus drivers always let people on.


My friend on the bus (photo taken by another friend). It definitely wasn't funny at the time but I can't stop laughing now!




People say that Tokyo trains during peak hour are the worst.
But even that memory cannot compare to the experience I had on one of the buses in Wuxi.

It was 4:30pm, right when hoards of people were going back to the city from one of the major tourist attractions. There was no line, only swarms of people trying to push into the small opening into the bus. But it wasn't even a swarm, it was a sea. You couldn't move, you were touching at least 5 people any one time, and if you jumped you would've been suspended and caught, flowing with crowd. 

It wasn't any better on the bus. I was squished right up against the driver, I could not stand vertically, and if I moved my limbs I would've touched some people parts I never ever want to touch. It was so full, my friend was sandwiched in the bus door when the driver opened it.  

5. Use English to get away with things.

You get student discounts when you show your student card (50% off usually) at tourist attractions. I accidentally left my card at home though, and they were very adamant in seeing everyone's student card so at first they only issued student tickets for my friends. I didn't give up however.. I used my driver's license and tried to show them I was 21 (wouldn't have proved I was a student) but eventually she relented and gave me the cheaper ticket too. I don't think she understood the word "Provisional" on my licence. Actually to be honest, I think they only need photo ID, as I had to show them my ID again at the gate to get in.

Wuxi: It's All About The Journey..

Tuesday 2 April, 2014 
¥5.00           Breakfast
¥25.00         Cappuccino
¥200.00       Tutoring
¥12.00         Dinner
¥2.00           Pineapple 
(¥244.00 ~my wonderful friend Diana noted that I had missed a day 
- such amazing attention to detail, thank you!)

Friday 4 April, 2014 
¥2.00           Pineapple
¥6.00           Laundry Ticket
¥188.00       Train Tickets (Return to Wuxi)
¥5.70           Breakfast
¥6.90           Lunch
¥7.50           Convenience Store
¥2.00           Bus
¥240.00      Ibis Hotel (3 nights)
¥35.00        Dinner
¥2.00          Water
(¥495.10)

Total: ¥739.10 ($132.70)

Weekly Total: ¥1736.05 ($311.67)

Total Spend: ¥19590.75 ($3688.15 AUD)

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Where do I begin. It's been over a week since I went to Wuxi.

So last week, me and my 3 UTS friends, along with another person from UK (J) caught a train after class to go to Wuxi during Qing Ming Jie (A public holiday for people to pay respects to their ancestors).

Wuxi is considerably close to Hangzhou - only a 2 hour ride on the high speed trains. But since we organised our trip very last minute, it was really hard to find train tickets and we were left with "hard seater" train tickets on the 6 hour slow train. 




Waiting for the gates to open so we could board the train.

Traffic in Hangzhou is so bad, it took us 1.5 hours to get to the station by bus and we only had 5 minutes to spare. Still, I had to risk it to take this photo.. those vectors were too good!
We were on a local train in the most basic carriage.. but even then I can't complain because 'basic' carriage also has seater tickets and standing tickets (can you imagine standing for 6 hours!?)
But since the train stops at many stations, most people standing usually get off after 1-2 hours. When standing passengers see a free seat e.g. someone going to the bathroom, they'll rush to it and sit for a while until the returning passenger tells the to move off.

I really can't complain.. I brought Tim Tams to share, and Arnott's Shapes so it felt just like a long journey on an Aussie train... (Thank you NomNomNormsauruses)
What I rely on to make friends.
I was sitting on the inside seat of a 6 seater so I was sandwiched between a dirty, stained wall, a stranger who was radiating heat, and this table. The kidney dish metal pan is for everyone to chuck their rubbish on.


I was quite preoccupied by this mystery hair for a long time. I don't know how it got there, everyone around the table had long hair.. and... moving on.
I really can't complain. The 6 hour journey went by really quickly, given that I slept through maybe half of it. The only issue would've been the inconsistent temperature inside the carriages - air con would be turned on until the carriages reached say 18 degrees, then it would stop until the carriage reached a stuffy and humid 25 degrees before the air con blasted on again. 


The views were beautiful though, and we got to see the glow of sunset fall on the countryside. (/ hidden-from-the-city industrial production side?)
The highlight of my trip would probably be two events:
1. When we arrived on the train there was a dirty old 1L milk container already on the table. I thought it was rubbish, so when the rubbish man came around half way into the trip, I handed him all the rubbish in the kidney dish, as well as the container. After a while, I noticed the passenger sitting on the outside of the 6 seater holding the container.. it was actually his!! I felt so bad for thinking it was rubbish, and also now I made him hold his own container (he was already holding his manbag, and the seats are tight so it's not that comfortable). I was very embarrassed, but I worked up the courage to apologise to him and I offered to put it back on the table. He refused. Awks.

2. I was leaning on the wall sleeping, but got woken up by something really warm leaning on my arm. This woman was in deeper sleep than me! I was happy to support her but after a while the heat got unbearable so I had to softly nudge her awake.


You can see the yellow and black milk container in question at the bottom left of the photo.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

My Class Excursion and Mini Home Renovations.

Wednesday 2 April, 2014 
¥5.00           Milk (For ma Cereal!)
¥100.00        Wifi (Two Months)
¥12.00         Dinner
¥20.00         Laundry Coupons
¥2.00           Pineapple(¥139.00)

Thursday 3 April, 2014 
¥6.00           Breakfast (Uni Restaurant)
¥45.00        Shoe Rack
¥7.50           Snack (Hand Held Pancake)
¥7.00           Dinner
¥9.80           Convenience Store (Bulldog Clips)
(¥74.50)

Total: ¥213.50 ($38.35)

Weekly Total: ¥996.95 ($178.98)

Total Spend: ¥18851.65 ($3555.45 AUD)

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Let's start with some beautiful shots of scenery!



This was taken at the South side of Xihu near the Tulip garden. 

Tulips of all colours in full bloom!
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This morning I was very excited to have my first Australian breakfast. It took me a while to decided which cereal to open though but eventually I decided to have a childhood classic. 


White water + Coco Pops!

It was so deliciously good!!

I then couldn't resist.. I had some milk left so I decided to do my favourite thing: suck milk out of my Tim Tam biscuit like a straw! Definitely did not disappoint. What a great start to the day.
Today was actually a really good day as I didn't have class. Instead, we were going on a class excursion! This meant I also got to sleep in a little as we were meeting up at 1:00pm. (still woke up at 8:30am though sadly..)

First we all had to collect our food packs. Isn't that just the cutest concept!?


The boys carrying their lunch packs. It was actually quite heavy, and nobody wanted to carry it. Some of the girls tried to palm it off to the boys to get them to carry it for them but none of them did it... ha. Gentlemen.


This is what we had in each pack. Coke, water, two muffins, a pack of oreos, chinese biscuits and Danish butter cookies. 


We arrived at the Tulip gardens and were fighting through crowds to get a look...
 edsd It was a good fun trip to get to know my classmates. We ended with a nice picnic and a game of Mafia in Chinese, with two doctors, two assassins, and two police officers. 

After the trip we had dinner again at the Fujian restaurant, and after that went to the supermarket next door. I walked past the soy sauce section and noticed there was no Maggi!


<This is for ma cousin>
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Also another photo for my cousin.. today I had vegetarian for lunch! Actually I was just feeling cheap and cheap = vegetables here.


No meaaaattt :'( Ooh by the way my portion of rice costs 19kuai! That's literally 3 cents!
 I rushed lunch because I thought painting class was at 1pm, but when I arrived at the classroom and saw Chinese boys sitting in a row I realised something was wrong. Turns out class was at 3pm (Callig class is at 1pm.. woops!) So I decided to clean my room.

Wow what a mundane post. Anyway, cleaning is a pretty big deal for me because my room is a shitstorm back home. 



I swept, then vacuumed, I have my sheets in the laundry, I tidied my desk.. this is truly a brand new me! I'm also collecting glass bottles here (See top right). They're super cheap, say $2-3 with a drink or food. They're a bit heavy but I'm trying to find things to do with them.. 

Finally went to painting class. Painting class is the bane of my existence. I took this sneaky of the teacher showing a student him copying the picture. He didn't teach us any techniques though, we kind of have to go in blindly and just copy a picture to the best of our ability. I completely lost motivation. Luckily I was sitting next to a pretty cool German girl today so I had good conversation to keep me company.

I copied another picture of some root vegetable. I chose the picture because it was hairy. 

Fascinating news!! I was so swept up in this cleaning routine that I decided to organise my shoes by buying a new shoe rack!! I am in love with tidiness. I actually had a sea of shoes scattered all under my wardrobe before this came along.

No more messy cords!! 
 I'm so proud of myself. Today has been a good, clean day.

This weekend is a national holiday, so we have decided on a last minute trip to go to Wuxi, which is in Jiangsu Province, not far from Hangzhou. Going to be there for the weekend, so my next blog will be when I return! Good bye human beings!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Highlight of my Day, Nay Week!

Tuesday 1 April, 2014 
¥5.00           Breakfast (Corner Shop)
¥22.00         Cappuccino
¥200.00       Tutoring
¥12.00         Dinner
¥10.00         Casa Miel (Pu'er Tea)
¥2.00           Pineapple

Total: ¥251.00 ($45.00)

Weekly Total: ¥783.45 ($140.60)

Total Spend: ¥18638.15 ($3517.10 AUD)

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Wow I just realised how fitting half of the contents are for April Fool's Day. It seems almost too good to be a coincidence.

So today I had a pretty typical day but the definite highlight was receiving this care package from my beautiful cousins Normasaurus , Normanasaurus, Charles & Mei. Thank you guys so much! 

Right after Wushu class I found this taped to my door. I had heard of the "Guest Notice" and I was super excited to receive my first one!

I rushed down to reception, signed my name and picked up this big parcel. I was incredibly excited to open it, but following my usual tendencies I tried to cut it neatly first to save the wrapping. After a bit of cutting I realised the wrapping was too plastered with words and stamps and sheets to really reuse for anything at all. So I just tore in!

Second layer... double wrapping? I like the dinosaur stickers. Definitely appreciating the attention to detail!

A butterfly for me.. I have a feeling my little cousin Mei did this? 

I opened it all quite slowly to savour every little detail. I like that they sent All the Stuff in a battered cardboard ginger beer box! I won't lie, I was a bit excited to see the words ginger beer. 

My cousin's beautiful handwriting, carrying with it the kind of backhanded compliment that only a family member can deliver with such poise.

Box opening.. so much stuff!! Ahh!!! Wrapped things!!! Much excitement! 

I wondered what they meant by 'taxed'...

Lotion? Cream? How thoughtful!

This was heavy and it was from Norman. I had no idea what to expect... I was imagining some object, like a statue or something.

My first thought was soap! 

I put the wrapped things aside and decided to look at the other things first. The writing was a bit smudged.. what is num um ums? Is it not noms? I was a bit confused. 

Miso Soup!! Now I can be lazy and not go out of my dorm to get food!!

Caramello Koalas.. I loved that it was sticky taped and that they took some chocolates from the packet first. How very fitting.. I think this explains my relationship with my cousins quite well!

Same with these Eucalyptus Drops!

Tim Tam box opened. Not sure if it was the customs officers or my cousins. Just did a quick count and there are still 9 in there, so I'm thinking customs wanted to take a sneak peek. 

Anzac biscuits! I think I'll eat these on Anzac Day. Maybe I'll tie one of the cookies to a string and try make a friend.

What is this amazingness! I can't believe I'm missing out on these in Australia at the moment! (Definitely not sharing these.. pretty sure the 5 packs aren't marketed as share packs) 
wtf as if 1 serving is 1 biscuit. Who stops after 1 biscuit!!

I'm actually very excited about ALL the Tim Tams. (They are prized over here..) I've been missing Tim Tams and Australian Milk together, you know how you drink it through the biscuit like a straw? Wow I'm craving that now. I think I'll have it for breakfast tomorrow.

Since I have 5 in each pack I need ideas on how to eat each one in 5 different ways...
I really should share but I'm quite shellfish.

Actually I should probably have this for breakfast instead of the Tim Tams. Ohh mann I should not be writing this blog at midnight because I'm getting a serious case of the munchies.

Muahahaha I am incredibly keen to share this sucker. Actually I love vegemite with butter/avocado on toast.. but avocados are super rare and I need to taste-test the breads here to make sure they're not the asian super-sweet type. I need that vitality!!

<This was the lotion/cream that I thought I was getting.. N.B. The attached message was "Charles this you need to do your personal hygiene regime with this."  Thanks Charles!! Will definitely be incorporating it into my bedtime routine. >

Second mystery gift: decided to open Mei's one because I thought surely this would be safe and innocuous. (She is still a child after all!) I was glad that 2/3 of the products weren't taxed already. This forced sharing routine is actually quite nice. I feel like I should share the chocolate with Friends because it does say 'Friends' on the packaging... Anyway thank you Mei!! 

Opened Norman's gift second last because I never know what to expect from that guy and I wasn't going to leave my last impression of this box on him. (I've been trolled enough to have learnt my lesson...)
The weird, heavy shaped object ended up being soy sauce!! I was so happy because I thought it was because he remembered that when I was abroad in Nepal, all I craved was for white rice and soy sauce. (I did wonder whether I told him that story ever..) Then I thought it was very thoughtful that he would send a trusted brand of soy sauce to me, because I do worry a bit about how much fake food I'm putting into my body here. At least this is authentic! Anyway I found out not long after that it was a very troll move. Sending Soy Sauce. To China. Main motivation. Sigh. So much hope. Should've seen it coming.

Actually it's very useful because now I can live off a white rice with soy sauce diet!! I didn't get to eat it for dinner today, but next time, next time!! ALL THE WHITE RICE!!! ALL THE SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!

Lastly I opened Norma's mystery gift, and received my favouritest chocolate in the whole wide world (so thoughtful, thank you Norma!) and SPAM! Because I made a comment that she spammed my facebook a lot with all her likes, and then it sort of became a running joke after I posted an image of spam on her wall. I am very excited about this can of spam! 

So many things! I am truly spoilt to have such amazing, generous and thoughtful family members. Thank you guys so much! It truly made my day. It would've been quite a silly sight if anyone would have seen me. I was just sitting on the floor after I had unwrapped everything, surrounded by brown paper and food products scattered all over the floor. I had spam in one hand and soy sauce in the other, and I was just feeling so happy and overwhelmed with love for my cousirinos! Definitely made me miss home and all our family gatherings where much stupidity occurs. This mystery box with all its goodies and ridiculousness definitely encapsulates our relationship! Thank you guys so much! The whole experience has definitely made my day  week year top 5 moments in life!